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The market is crashing and everyone seems to be focused on fuel for a vehicle. When the stock market crashed in the 1920’s, people were more interested in food and other life-supporting items for their families—not fuel. I understand the need to get to work, make sure the children are in school or on the practice field on time, make late-night runs to McDonald’s for a cheeseburger, or jump in the Hummer to dash over to Freddie’s One-Stop for a six-pack and box of Camel cigarettes. I don’t know anyone who would dare make that dangerous, two-city block, stretch of road on foot…the capitalist rights of wealthy Americans who rent property from John McCain deserve better.
American leaders needed a new way to pay for the chaos that has spread across the globe since Freedom and Democracy reached their recent celebrity status with the release of the smash hit album entitled ‘Liberty’ in 2001. Promotional efforts took place in China, with more than $90 billion in marketing assets being used to highlight the work. It has proven to be folly, since the Chinese government, predominately Communist, disagreed with many of the ideals presented on the album. This has put the U.S. in debt…again…so they need a plan. History has proven than a successful venue is key to any creative process, so America targeted property. The country became principle players in two of the biggest companies for venue promotion, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and made it seem, to their investors, as if a favor was being handed out.
It truly is amazing how people can forget something once they feel secure. Another species acts along this line of thought—the domestic feline. But how would the acquisition of these new venues benefit the American leaders if they run out of money? The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have been so successful; it is impossible to keep the truth from the fans any longer. Action needed to be taken, but the Circus du camPAIN had become a black hole to the financial companies. So the leaders decided to open a new account at Bank of America. The people running the production of the album assured both Freedom and Democracy that Bank of America would be a “sure-thing” and all of the assets from the tour would be safe.
The unfortunate turn of events for the American leaders came when Democracy had too much fun at a bar outside of New Orleans, and is now facing charges for failing to appear in court. Bank of America officials presented the solution when they called in a few loans by some old friends who never expected to pay them back. A spokesman for the bank, who will go forever unnamed, stated cases of “lynch-mobs, adoption, and bail-bonds.” The group still needed funds for the production of a new album, since so many of the new tunes have been very popular on the recent tour. The kind-hearted people of the Pentagon have the solution for every financial crisis—war.
Israel loves seeing light shows at any concert. According to reports, Freedom and Democracy will not perform without a big opening act. The Israeli government was more than happy and financially capable to reciprocate, however, they did not have all the tools for the production. The Pentagon introduced a new light fixture that was very cost effective. Israel was so excited they purchased 1000 units and 150 mounting stations! That was a profit of over $77 billion for the ‘Liberty’ tour! Iran was just happy to be able to hear and see the show from the nearby nuclear sites. The leader of that country promised if he enjoyed the production, he would personally invite Freedom and Democracy to perform the ‘Liberty’ show in Iran.
To be certain, this entire story is a farce. But it pale’s the fallacy presented to us everyday when the people we select to represent the common values of American society are destroyed to advance a hidden agenda. Securing the world is crap. Why would you want to do such a thing? Do these people forget playing war in the backyard? The idea is to wait for an enemy to stop firing, right? Would it not make more sense to never give an enemy a weapon??? I personally believe they would stop firing sooner that way. Have we considered the idea of education and health-care to countries that hate us because we hoard being healthy and educated? If you kick an animal upon first meeting, it will attack. But, when we stretch-out a helping hand, the animal tends to reciprocate. Our so-called leaders speak of “basic fundamentals of America” so we all get a tingle in our chest and smile. Please do not give in to redundant speech. If we are to truly get back to our basic principles and act fundamentally, we should stop attacking on the premise that we are going to be attacked. That is a fundamental instinct we all have had since our basic animal origins. To understand where you are going, you must understand where you began.

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